Bengkel Taska Tadika

Im taking the course.
Im going for it.
Allah guide me.

Sleep Deprivation

Yes I can't sleep.
My head is spinning with frustation.
Anger
Wrath
In my head is now the movie of what I would have done if things are not done yet.
Just go to the house and beat the kid to pulp.
While explaining.
But sadly,things are done as I was told.
Should I go there?Given the chance I would definitely go.
I'll ask later.

It,s Been Long

Yes it has been very long.
But don't worry.
Something better will come long.
Maybe with the same,maybe not.
But I sure wish it was with the same.
Its now have truly become a race.
But nevermind.
In time,we'll see what happens.
They say mostly time is the case.
I would like to dicover how true is that.
The senile is now a changed man.

Finally!

The ladybug is fixed.But now the stupi monitor giving me hell.

(Dah kau pon bukan beli elok sangat.Kau pun satu.)

but at least I can still seethe screen.Haha.

Rupanya google xbleh sign in guna mobile.Bongok.


-the senile-


IS BACK!1

Kuis

2 years and a half.

'Aint feling a thing.

haha

Picked up a few here and there.

that's it.

Plans After Aidilfitri

Eat.

Haul Ass.

Rest.


Simple i'nit?

Offense

Somebody repells

Somebody just neutralizes it.

Which one is better

But most repells..Which ripples to greater consequences

So which is better?

Yeah yeah I know your better than everyone else
Enough exaggerating

-the senile-

Necessity

Need to?
Need not?

Should?
Should not?

Ah~
Better don't give a damn.

"Well at least try."

Sekola Lagi

Minggu kedua kat sekolah.
Petang kerja.
Aku rasa boleh handle kot.

Cikpuan aku pun boleh handle dengan kesibukan aku.

Thanks Hunny. :)

Sekolah

Aku kat sekolah.

Bebudak tengah exam tengah tahun.

Jadi?


Menanggak layan Dota map baru.

Teknologi Dah Jadi Terlalu Pintar

PC ni dah banyak kali kalahkan aku lawan chess.

Bapak geram.

Aku pun lawan tomoi dengan beliau.
Tak ada harapan langsung.



Yeah~

Optimis dan Pesimis.

Hari tu aku berborak dengan member aku.
Benda berguna sikit la.

Dia tanya , "Zul,apa beza orang optimis dengan orang pesimis?".

"Kau nak aku terangkan macam mana?"

"Terangkan cara paling mudah kau boleh laa."

Jawapan aku, "Okay,kalau macam tu,orang jenis optimis ni,adalah jenis-jenis orang yang cipta kapalterbang tu."

"Kalau yang pesimis pulak?" Tanya beliau


"Jenis-jenis orang yang cipta payung terjun"

Menang Loteri.

Seorang kakijudi telah menang loteri RM20juta.

Sambil menjerit kegembiraan,dia bergegas pergi untuk menuntut hadiahnya.

"Aku nak RM20juta aku!"katanya sambil menyerahkan tiket kepada penjaga kaunter.

Penjaga kaunter : Oh dia bukan macam tu Encik.Bukan dapat sekaligus.RM1juta pertama dapat sekarang.Dan seterusnya cik akan terus-menerus dapat RM1juta setahun selama 19 tahun.Runcit-runcit.

"Mana boleh macam tu!Aku nak semua sekali jugak.Kalau tak,PULANGKAN DUIT AKU!"

Eric Turner ft Tinie Tempah

Written In The Stars Lyrics

[Chorus]
Ohh
Written in the stars, a million miles away
A message to the main ohhh
Season come and go but i will never change
And im waaaaayyye

[Verse 1]
Lets Go !!
Yeah, you listening now
They said they aint heard nothing like this in a while
Thats why they play my songs on so many different dials
Cause i got more ??? than a disciplined child
So when they see me everybody baraaap baraaaap
Stunna like a young gun fully black balaaap
My criteria drops over the massive attack
I only make hits with like i work with a racket and bat
Look at my jacket and hat so damn bizurke
So down to earth im bringing gravity back
Adopted by the major i want my family back
People work hard just to get all their salary taxed
Look im just a writer from the ghetto like malary blackman[ where the hell is all the sanity at?]
I used to be kid the cared no one cared about
Thats why you have to keep screaming till they hear you out


[Chorus]
Ohh
Written in the stars, a million miles away
A message to the main ohhhh
Season come and go but i will never change
And im waaaaayyye
Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh x 4

[Verse 2]
Yeah
I needed a change
http://www.elyricsworld.com/written_in_the_stars_lyrics_tinie_tempah.html
When we ate we never took cause we needed a change
I needed a break, for a sec i even gave up believing and prayin
I even done the legal stuff and was leaded astray
The say the money is the root the evilest ways
But have you ever been so hungry it keeps you awake
Now my hunger will leave them amazed
Feels like a long time coming
Since the day i thought of that cunning plan!!!
One day i had a dream
I tried to chase but i wasn't goin nowhere, running round
I knew that maybe someday i would understand
Tryna change a tenner to a hundred grand
Everyones a kid that no one cares about
So you gotta scream till they hear you out !!!



[Chorus]
Ohh
Written in the stars, a million miles away
A message to the main ohhh
Season come and go but i will never change
And im waaaaayyye
Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh x 7


Ohh
Written in the stars, a million miles away
A message to the main ohhh
Season come and go but i will never change
And im waaaaayyye

Pemanasan Global

Pemanasan global makin menjadi-jadi sekarang.

Kalau ini berterusan,Lagi 10 tahun,peluang kita untuk melihat

beruang kutub adalah di Zoo sahaja.

"Lah,itu je?Kalau macam tu tak ada bezalah dengan sekarang."

Bila Broker Saham Kemalangan.

Rolls Royce yang dipandu telah hancur remuk.
Dihempap lori.

Tuan kereta,si Broker Saham meraung tidak pasti dalam kesakitan ke dalam apa entah.

"Adooooo!!Woi!Kereta aku!Habislah aku lepas ni.Banyak kos aku nak baiki kereta ni lepas ni la bodoh!Bawak lori tak tengok ke ape!" Dengan perasaan marah membuak.

Paramedik yang sedang merawat beliau berkata pada mangsa "Encik,Encik risau sangat pasal kereta Encik,takkan sampai tak sedar cik dah kehilangan tangan kiri sekarang.Kena gilis."

Si Broker Saham terdiam,kemudian menoleh perlahan melihat tangan kirinya.

"Waaaaaa!Sekarang aku punya Rolex pulak hilang!!!".

B.I.G Story 01 Part 2

Sambungan dari part 1 :

Ilya : Pastu pengacara tu tanya lagi."Give an electrical appliance that starts fromthe letter 'L'."Kau tahu ape si Miss Singapore ni jawab lagi?

Aku  : Mane lah aku nak tahu kau tak cerita lagi.

Ilya : " Ladio " 

Aku : Stupid!!Muahahaha!

Ilya : Pengacara tu tanya lagi.Kali ni dengan perasaan marah gila-gila.Sedikit menengking,dia tanya lagi, "Name 1 part of the human body that starts with the letter ' L', and do not answer ' Leg '!.Dia sengaja nak bagi Miss Singapore mati akal dan tersingkir.".

Aku : Dah tu Miss Singapore tu jawab menatang apa?

Ilya : "Lanchiaow".

Hari Pertama Bekerja.

Bangga ooo..

Aku dah mula untuk bermula.
Tapi esok kena masuk petang.

Sebab pagi orang tak ramai.

Suckerpunch SUCK.

Tak mencapai jangkaan langsung.

Semua salah internet.
Aku letak harapan tinggi gila kat movie tuh.


Rupanya semua benda dia berangan.
Sia-sia semua keterujaan aku.

Style?Yes.But get your head out of your ass.

Aksi?Memang aksi.
Hakikatnya,semua dalam kepala dia je.

Aku cuma terpinga-pinga mana heroin-heroin dia dapat capability tu semua.
But then again,



BERANGAN!

Aku pun boleh buat.


Okay ni movie lama.Aku lambat.

B.I.G Story 01

Malam kedua kem.
Aku ditugaskan menjadi sentri.

Ye ye yang kena jaga malam-malam masa orang lain tidur tu lah.

Aku dah tidur siang tuh.
Jaga dengan member aku sorang.Ilya.
Dia ni memang melawak tahap fucker.

Adalah satu alkisah joke diceritakan beliau.

Dikatakan diceritakan oleh kawan beliau.
(Mestilah aku tak kenal)

So here's the thing.

 Ilya :"Member aku  sorang ni duk Singapore au.Selalu dia ngutuk apek-apek sana.Lagi-lagi Miss Singapore tuh."

Aku : "Haa?Apehal dengan Miss Singapore?"

Ilya : Macam ni.Masa pertandingan Miss World,peserta-peserta di tanya , "Berikan nama binatang yang bermula dengan huruf L."

Aku : "Ok lepas tu?"

Ilya : "Peserta lain semua bagi jawapan hebat-hebat laa kan.Leopard , Lamb , Ladybird ,Lizard ,pendek kata semua keluar lah.Hebat ke tak hebat ke.Sampai kat Miss Singapore tahu apa dia jawab?"

Aku : "Haa apa dia?Mesti hebat kan? "

Ilya : "Labbit."

Labbit.